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Top | Battle Of Sexes | A Highway to Hawaii

A man was walking on a highway when he discovered a genie lamp. He rubbed it and a genie came out and said,\'I will grant you one wish.\' The man thought for a minute and said, \'Well, I never have gone to Hawaii because I never could afford it. Could you make a highway from here to Hawaii so I could just drive over anytime?\' The genie sighed and said, \'Man, I have been in this genie business for 10,000 years. I am quite tired. Can\'t you think of something a little more simple?\' The man thought and said, \'Well, you know, I have been married to my wife for 5 years now but I still can\'t understand her. Can you make it so I can from now on?\' The genie sighed again and said, \'Two lanes or four?\'



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