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Top | Bar Jokes | The Magic Mirror

A blonde, brunette and a redhead walk into a bar. After ordering their drinks, the bartender tells them that there's a magic mirror,in the bathroom, that will grant them their most treasured desire, if they tell the mirror something true. However,if it's not something true you'll be sucked into the mirror.

So the redhead goes up to the mirror and says 'magic mirror I think I'm the most beautiful woman in here.' A key to a ferrari appears in her hand.

Seeing that, the brunette goes up to mirror and says,' magic mirror I think I'm the smartest woman in here.' All of a sudden $1,000,000 appears in her hands.

So the blonde goes up to the mirror with full confidence. 'magic mirror I think... POOF I guess we know that the blonde was sucked into the mirror.



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