(This joke was better when we were @ war with Kosovo) One day,Pres Bill has a meeting with Slobodan Molosovich. When Bill starts out by saying something Slobodan does'nt like, Slo presses a button on his desk. A fist came out and puncked Bill in his stomach. Bill said 'Do that one more time, and I'm leaving!' Bill said something else that Slo didn't like, so a foot came out and kicked his legs. He said, 'That's it! I'm leaving!' When his hand touched the doorknob, Slo presssed another button, and a fist came out and socked him in his face. A week later, Slo came to visit Bill. Slo started saying something that Bill didn't like, so Bill pressed a button. Slo scooted his chair back, but nothing happened. Slo said 'You press that one more time and I'm leaving!' Slo said something else that Bill didn't like, and he pressed a button. Slo lifted his legs, but nothing happened. Slo got up, started leaving, and Bill pressed another button. Slo ducked, but nothing happened. Slo shouted 'That's it! I'm going back to Kosovo!!!' Pres Bill smiled and said, 'What Kosovo?'