1. Q: What do you say to a sorority girl that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer."

2. Q: Why does a sorority girl wear underwear?
A: To keep her ankles warm.

3. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a Rolls Royce?
A: Not everybody has been in a Rolls Royce.

4. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a toilet?
A: A toilet doesn't follow you around after you use it.

5. Q: What does a sorority girl put behind her ears to make her look more
attractive?
A: Her ankles.

6. Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
A1: You can only put three fingers in a bowling ball.
A2: You could eat a bowling ball if you had to.
A3: You can't fit a sorority girl inside a bowling ball.
A4: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes
to poke.

7. Q: How are a bowling ball and a sorority girl alike?
A: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them
in the gutter and they'll always come back.

8. Q: What is the difference between a sorority girls and hookers?
A: Sorority girls cost less per score.

9. Q: What is the difference between a sorority girl and an elephant?
A: About 40 pounds.
Q2: How do you equalize the two?
A2: Feed the elephant.