What is the first thing a sorority girl does in the morning?
A1: Introduces herself.
A2: Walks home.

Q: What's the difference between a sorority girl and the Titanic?
A: Only 1500 went down on the Titanic.

Q: How can you tell if a sorority girl has achieved orgasm?
A: She drops her nail file.

Q: What's a sorority girls favorite wine?
A: "Daaaaaaady, I want to go to Mi-ammmmmmi."

Q: What do you get when you cross a sorority girl with an ape?
A: Don't know. There's only so much an ape can be forced to do.

Q: Why is a sorority girl like a door knob?
A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.

Q: How do you get a sorority girl in your bed?
A: Grease her hips so she'll fit through the door, and throw a
twinkie on the bed.