As this man boarded the plane and found his way to his seat, he came upon a lady, deep in thought and sitting in the seat next to his. She seemed to be reading a book, but he could not see the title.

As he sat down, she (quite abruptly) said "Did you know that Native Americans are rumored to have the longest penises? And that the Polish have the widest? Interesting... and exciting." She then excused herself for wondering out loud.

"I'm sorry for that, but what was your name? I didn't seem to catch it," she said.

"Well, uh...," he said, "My name is Tonto Kowalski. Nice to meet you."